Episode 26 - “The Fuck Buddy”
This blogger wants to apologize for the language being used in the title and for the rest of the entry. The term “Fuck Buddy” is a clinical term for a partner that you have a sexual relationship with and nothing more. Being the proper terminology, I can’t change it and, therefore, must use it. That being said, a fuck buddy is great.
There’s something to be said for someone coming over, giving you the business, and then leaving without being a strain on your wallet or your doctor’s prescription pad. However, there are downsides to a fuck buddy. Mine tends to get very loud when I’m taking her for a ride around the pleasure block. I wish she would knock that crap out. I know I’m amazing. Hell, my mirror screams, “God Damn” when I look in it every morning so I get where she’s coming from. I just don’t need to hear it when we’re bumping pretties.
Unfortunately, it’s hard to keep someone quiet without using sleeping pills or precise brain surgery. That’s why I’m making my own line of realistic sex dolls. The male model will be called “My Fuck Buddy” and the female one will be “Kid Fuck Sister.” Before you get nervous, a kid sister can be eighteen and will, in this case. These models will be available in most high-end adult stores in time for the Holidays. Pre-orders starting now.
I’m a Charlotte because I imagine a perfect future with everyone I go on a first date with, too.
