Episode 24 - “La Douleur Exquise!”
Carrie wonders how you know when enough is enough in a relationship. How much pain is it worth going through to be with someone? I have a high tolerance for pain so I can take a lot.
I remember this one girl that I went out with for a few months. One night, she told me I was the best sex she ever had. That night, after cuddling, I went home and cried for hours. Why wasn’t I the best sex anyone has ever had since the dawn of time? What’s her problem? Why was she so hurtful? Sadly, like a chump, I went back for more and I never pleased her to historically universal levels, only personal. Good luck to that next guy.
It truly is difficult being in a relationship where you don’t get what you want. Is it so hard to say “I love you” every ten minutes? Texting counts. Am I the only guy in the world that requires an “I’m with everyone’s Mr. Right” t-shirt to be worn while standing, walking, or sleeping next to me? I’d buy more than one to lessen the amount of laundering and in different colors for coordination purposes. And is it so wrong to want my girlfriend to walk with a bit of a crouch to make me seem slightly taller? I had a girl that said it was ridiculous. She had scoliosis in grade school and she didn’t want to relive it. You know what was ridiculous? Her dedication to our potential love.
As you can see from my love life sob story above, I’ve had to deal with a lot of hardships. But I persevere and I make sacrifices. Sometimes you have to for love.
I’m a Charlotte because I couldn’t deal with a foot fetishist either.
