Episode 23 - “Evolution”
Miranda is diagnosed with a lazy ovary. This means that one of her ovaries is not producing eggs anymore. Therefore, she only makes a new egg every two months. I am similarly afflicted. I have a lazy body causing me to only produce good work every other month.
As someone who took one year of Pre-Med in college, I learned that a man’s whole body is what makes him a man whereby a woman is basically the area from her belly button down to the leg split. Since we are both lazy in our respective gender areas, by my calculations, we are in the same boat.
How do you get out of this boat? Why would you want to? Personally, I like the boat. I picture the boat like the Titanic but it has a whole bunch of those hand warmers you put in your pockets in winter taped to the hull. That will melt down the icebergs before they hit. (I also took Chemistry.) Also, the whole ship is taken over by steerage so they have more room for their awesome dance parties. Then, I would give Kate Winslet extra time to think up a more impressive trick than standing on her toes. Maybe something involving ping pong balls. (Go with that where you wish. I’m thinking of her cutting them in half and drawing eyes on them and squeezing them into her eye sockets so she looks crazy awake. Tee hee.)
I forgot where I was going with this. Right, the lazy boat doesn’t have to be a downer. It can be a blast. So what if you only produce six eggs a year? When you go to the store, don’t you always buy the smaller package of eggs anyway? Who buys a dozen? Seriously. Think about it like that. You’re welcome.
I’m a Miranda. Remember that whole “same boat” thing? Pay attention.