Episode 20 - “The Man, The Myth, The Viagra”
Carrie wonders if we are willing to believe anything to go out on dates.
Here is a list of things that I have told women:
- I’m a Belgian Duke (don’t even know if they have those)
- I went to Julliard for ballet
- I coined the phrase “wiggle room”
- I’m a good listener and, no, I’m not watching the game on the TV over your right shoulder
- I live by the Aztec calendar which affords me more birthday frequency
- I am heir to the Sweet Breath fortune
- I’m best friends with Topher Grace (I call him “Toph”)
Here is a list of things that women have told me:
- I love the Mets and never miss a game
- I think your collection of Marvel Comics trading cards is hot
- I like a sensitive guy who not only owns but cries at West Side Story
- I think a big heart is the most important big thing on a guy
- I just want to make you happy
- I really love you and think we have a future together
- I’m going to the store and I’ll be right back
It should be noted that the second list preceded the first list.
I’m a Miranda because I find it hard to believe in sincerity.
