Episode 17 - “Four Women and a Funeral”
In this episode, a person dies young and that gets the women worrying about dying alone. Well, every woman but Samantha because she’s a whore. (Watch the episode. That’s her self-description.) I don’t mean to get depressing on you but almost everyone dies alone. The chances of being with the person that you love at the time you pass are so low. Besides, why would you want to put the person that you love through that? It’s really selfish and terrible.
Let me give you some back story on my wife and I. My wife is a heart surgeon. Before I was an unemployed comedian, I was an angel. My job was to escort souls to heaven after they shuffled their mortal coil. Well, one day, my wife was working on my next soul and I was really impressed by how passionate she was about saving this guy. It didn’t work but still, so passionate. I couldn’t stop thinking about her. So I gave up my angelness by throwing my celestial ass off a building and then I hooked up with her. It’s been great ever since but let’s say, one day, she was riding her bike to the local store and got hit by a truck. And then I hear the truck horn and run just in time to be there with her while she dies. That would really suck. All I gave up for her and she rides her bike into a truck? She couldn’t do it further away from the house so I wouldn’t hear it? Selfish. If that was a movie, that would be the worst ending ever. Ever.
What am I trying to say? I guess the point is to savor every day that you have with someone. If you don’t have someone, go out and get someone. Settle if you have to. (It’s ok to do so. Read the last entry.) Then, die away from them. You’ll be glad you did and they will, too, even if they don’t think so at first.
At this point, I’d like you to think about little puppies with their little, wagging tails. Feel better? Good. Never leave a blog sad.
I’m a Miranda because I, also, don’t want to die and have my cat eat my face.