Episode 5 - “The Power of Female Sex”
In this episode, the women discuss whether it is right to sleep with someone to get what you want. Would you?
Picture this:
You are married to the most amazing woman in the world. For sake of argument, let’s call her my wife’s name. Now, my wife’s name is very supportive of your comedy career and allows you to work towards it without the worries of paying bills. You have exchanged vows with her and you do really love her. Now, you are working hard and the very sexy President of NBC calls you into her office. She tells you that she wants give you your own TV show. You tell her that you don’t even have an agent or an idea for a show. She tells you that you’re being modest and then offers you a hosting spot on SNL with musical guest Fergie. You tell her that it sounds good but no one has heard of you and ask if it would be smart to have a nobody host SNL. She throws in an extra Fergie. Now, you have your own TV show and a hosting spot on SNL with two Fergies. That’s better than Seinfeld got. He got Paula Abdul and half a Sinead O’Connor (not the good half). She places a contract on your desk and takes out a pen. She tells you all you have to do is take the pen, toss it aside, and have sex with her on the contract.
Do you do it? There are many ways to determine the proper course of action. You can spend days analyzing the laws of marriage. (Are you actually reading this?) What would be the ethical choice? (Really?) The ramifications of this decision do not only affect your current life. (Did I mention she was sexy?) Depending on your belief system and spirituality, it can compromise the afterlife as well. (Large boobies!) There have been studies (Get undressed!) of people put in these compromising positions (Did someone say positions?) and the end result is, more times than not, regret (DO THE HOT PRESIDENT OF NBC!).
Personally, I’m not sure what I would do. I guess you don’t know until you’re in that moment.
Breaking the streak, I’m a Samantha for this one because I sometimes think I’m more important than I really am.
