Episode 4 - “Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys”
Carrie dabbles in the world of guys in their twenties and realizes they are the equivalent of a designer drug. Once you get a taste, you want some more. After a while the taste doesn’t go as far as it used to and the addiction analogy goes on for fifteen more minutes. In the end, Big makes her feel good and at that moment, she makes the assessment that all men are like drugs.
That got me wondering what drug I would be. I like to make people laugh so I must be an upper. Then again, I don’t make any money at it so I must not be very good. Maybe I’m like Zoloft but not the current Zoloft, the one from the earlier clinical trials before they figured out how to make the bouncing testicle in their commercials so damn happy. Man, that’s a happy testicle.
Let’s explore this Zoloft thing some more. (Try it on like a DKNY dress, right Carrie? Oh, silliness.) Zoloft may cause drowsiness and I can be pretty boring, sometimes. Also, Zoloft may not go well with pregnancy and I would leave my wife if she got pregnant so that fits, too. Then, when I was gone, she would miss me and sink further into depression, which also works because that’s what happens when you stop using Zoloft abruptly. Wow. It’s eerie. I’m Zoloft. Well, old Zoloft, but still FDA-approved Zoloft.
In closing, for the third episode in a row, I’m a Charlotte. I, too, do not want to ever be known as Mrs. Up-The-Butt.
