Episode 3 - “Bay of Married Pigs”
Is there a war going on between married people and single people? As a married person, I would say absolutely. I hate single people. I wish they would all just enter into a legally binding contract signifying devotion to another human being or, what’s the word, die. Yes, I have single “friends” but every minute I spend with them is torture, especially the ones that aren’t in relationships. Do they even respect themselves? It’s like they crave loneliness. Masochists.
I don’t like to but sometimes I think back to what life was like for me before I got married. What’s worse than Hell? Can I get an “Amen,” married peeps? I am so thankful to have someone to fall asleep next to and wake up with in the morning. Someone to share my feelings with and not worry about being judged. (We judge you when you confide in us, singles. Trust me.)
Carrie states that married people just want to figure a single person out. Whether they are gay or straight, we want to know what they want in a love life. It’s the unknown agenda of the single person that frightens and breeds the hatred in married people. I think that’s simply searching for an explanation that isn’t there. It’s like cats and dogs or toddlers and tidal waves. It just doesn’t go well when you put them together. It’s something in the DNA.
I guess my problem is that I want my single aquaintances to stop wasting their lives and marry someone so we can hang out again. I miss them and the least they could do is find their soul mate so we can play horseshoes. This blog saddened me.
As all my friends know, I’m a huge fan of French Country when it comes to china patterns so, once again, I’m a Charlotte.
